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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

DOFP Gag Reel

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

goldandlights:

bigbardafree:

I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone

oh you saw the new captain america movie? how was it? ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION ARE YOU REALLY SURE

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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rickydillon:

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

ICONIC

Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
— My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)
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I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

Ain’t no thing like me, except me!

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

levi-is-my-patronus:

Why does the idea of two anime boys kissing eachother make me so happy to be alive

somebody:so what do you do in your free time?
me:I read
somebody:oh, really? what do you read?
me:
me:*sweats*